Hi,We all love the simpsons don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t we? I was sitting around scrolling through the midst of the internet world when I stumbled across this great site that has these very funny classic quotes from The Simpsons series.<\/p>\n

I picked up a few of my favorites. Read and laugh to your heart\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s content!<\/p>\n

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Homer: Marge? Since I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
\nMarge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
\nLisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be used on any meat product.
\nBart: You dunkin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
\nHomer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
\nMarge: Tell him yourself, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
\nHomer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
\nMarge: Homer, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
\nHomer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
\nBart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the one you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not talking to.
\nHomer: Bart, go to your room.<\/p>\n

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Homer: Are you saying you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
\nLisa: No.
\nHomer: Ham?
\nLisa: No.
\nHomer: Pork chops?
\nLisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
\nHomer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.<\/p>\n

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Ralph: That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my swingset, and that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my sandbox. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
\nBart: Right, the leprechaun.
\nRalph: He told me to burn things.<\/p>\n

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Homer: Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s to alcohol, the cause of\u00e2\u20ac\u201dand solution to\u00e2\u20ac\u201dall life\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s problems.<\/p>\n

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Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
\nMarge: Oh my god! He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s dead?
\nChief Wiggum: Oh, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
\nWoman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
\nChief Wiggum: Uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 talk to one of those officers over there. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to lunch.<\/p>\n

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